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nowyoukno:

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cracked:

normalize95:

cracked:

4 U.S. Presidents Whose Lives Put Action Movies to Shame

I… I would vote for Gonzo Huggingstuff.

If you do, his Presidency will be wonderful and he’ll eventually get namechecked on our Presidential playlist, where you’ll discover everything from Andrew Jackson’s invincibility to Lyndon Baines Johnson’s penis.

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mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)


opaquepeony:

tchuess:

"bout to ding dong ditch sam pepper"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHSAHHAHAH

nowyoukno:

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solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

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